It was just past noon, and there I was,
innocently minding my own business and enjoying a quick bite to eat, when two
flies suddenly decided to land on the hood of my Jeep. I watched for a few moments as they
gracefully danced around one another, before eventually losing interest and
refocusing back on my lunch.
Several bites later, I looked up once more,
surprised to find those same two flies still there. I watched intently, and before long, noticed a change in
their demeanour, that once playful look in their eyes, having now turned to
lust. They moved slowly, but
deliberately closer together. One
male, one female, their intentions became quite clear.
The sunlight glistening off their naked
bodies, the seductive dance continuing a few moments longer until slowly, ever
so slowly, they embraced, wrapping their legs around one another. Their bodies pressed together, she
caressed her chest against his, his hands wandering to wondrous places,
exploring her body, their wings fluttering in ecstasy, as two became one. The male momentarily pulled away, then re-embraced
her, this time mounting her from behind, and with that, began thrusting,
plunging his tiny fly penis deep inside of her.
I looked to my left, then to my right, wanting
to see if anyone else was witnessing this public display of insectual
intercourse. Am I being rude? Should I look away? Unsure of the protocol, I decided to
turn on my radio. To my great
delight, the radio was already set to the special month-long Dave Matthews Band
channel on Sirius. I couldn’t make
this up if I tried, but wouldn’t you know it, the song being played at the time
was “Loving Wings” (not the full band version either, I’m talking about the more
intimate Dave Matthews solo version from the Benaroya Hall show). Seemingly appropriate, I reached over,
and turned up the volume.
“I
give to you my everything, You’ve given me these loving wings…”, I listened
to the tender melody, gently whispering the words inside my head, and as I ate
my the rest of my lunch, watched these two flies going at it doggy-style on the
hood of my Jeep.
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