We all know how the story begins, but how
many of us actually know how it ends?
99
Bottles of Beer – EXPOSED!
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.
And so the party begins. Four friends sitting on old beat-up lawn
chairs in a garage, sharing stories, remembering good times, and enjoying
plenty of laughs.
82 bottles of beer on the wall
82 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around,
81 bottles of beer on the wall.
With a nice little buzz beginning to soften
their senses, the volume of both the music and their stories slowly increases. The funnel has been brought out of
storage, and now swings from the ceiling, the beer pong table becoming
increasingly moist.
69 bottles of beer on the wall
69 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
68 bottles of beer on the wall.
“CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!” The party now in full swing, all four
friends howl with laughter. “Hey
look what I found… Lawn Darts!! We
so gotta play this!!!” “Are we
seriously all out of chips?”
“Ohhhh Def Leppard!!! Turn
that up!!!”
46 bottles of beer on the wall
46 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
45 bottles of beer on the wall.
“Hahahahaha!!!! Look at Bill!!!!!!” as Bill lays passed out in sitting in a blue
recycling bin. “Pfft… What a pussy!!!” They take a black permanent marker and
draw penis designs all over his forehead.
Finding his cell phone, they take photos, hack into his Facebook
account, and post them. “Hahahaha,
we’re awesome!!” followed by a round of high fives.
29 bottles of beer on the wall
29 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
28 bottles of beer on the wall.
“LET’S GO STREAKING!!!!” The three of them strip down and run bare-assed
out into the night.
28 bottles of beer on the wall
28 bottles of beer
Thrown in jail, waiting for bail,
28 bottles of beer on the wall.
Bill’s cell phone rings, awakening him from
his drunken stupor. Sore back and
all alone, he wonders where everyone went. “Hello?” he mutters.
It’s one of his buddies filling him in on the little situation they’ve
gotten themselves into, and asking him to come bail them out. “You gotta come get us man! And whatever you do, don’t tell my
wife!”
28 bottles of beer on the wall
28 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
27 bottles of beer on the wall.
“Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do,
whatcha gonna do when they come for you!” they sing loudly together, arms
around one another, and now fully clothed and back in the safe confines of the garage. “Oh I was totally not scared! Hahahaha,
you were shitting your pants in there, but not me!!” “I can’t pee when other people are watching, alright, and I
really had to go. Leave me alone!” “You guys are assholes, why did you
have to draw on my face?”
15 bottles of beer on the wall
15 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
14 bottles of beer on the wall.
“Was that fridge there the whole time? Why is your beer on the wall, and not
in the fridge? Dipshit, no wonder the
mountain isn’t blue!!!” “No,
you’re the dipshit!! Go buy your
own beer you fuckin’ mooch!!” “Why
didn’t you buy more chips?!!!”
“Who am I, your mother?!!”
“Hey, don’t you talk about my Mom like that!!! I’ll kick your ass!!!”
1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
Take it down, pass it around
No more bottles of beer on the wall.
“Sun’s starting to come up. You wanna shot of tequila?” “{{hiccup}} Nah, I’m good... I think I’m gonna hurl…” “Huh, what’s with all these Facebook
messages?............ YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!”
The truth behind “99 bottles of beer on the
wall”… regrettably, more shameful than glamorous.
Hahahaaha now that was funny...and is kinda how it goes!!! Good one:)
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